Hello, anyone who's still out there! Cygna here, looking for a fic. A bad fic. A really bad fic. A fic that stands out of all the mere crud by the sheer enormity of its badness.
See, I am an agent of the PPC, an organization dedicated to protecting the canon from the worst of fanfic. I (or rather, my agents) work in the CCS continuum, which is why I am here. We've already completed one mission, Love's Destiny, putting an end to a particularly egregious Mary Sue. Now we need something new, something fresh, something...killable.
Any really, truly horrendous story would do (N.B.:We don't do porn, unless someone's willing to go through and cut all the explicit bits out, which I wouldn't be if I were you). However, if anyone knows of anything involving the following:
--Out-of-character Tomoyo, especially wearing really pretty/revealing clothing suitable for getting a certain Agent in trouble for drooling;
--Little or no Touya, so as to not compound the last fic's offense;
--Some really horrible offense against a)laws of physics, b)shooting, c)fighting, or d)driving/piloting;
--Really, really deserving it;
I would be more than grateful to have it pointed out. Rest assured, we like violence. We like it a lot.